Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Saving a seat at the bar So no one knows I came to drink alone

Saving a seat at the bar So no one knows I came to drink alone  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Impresses crush with clever famous impersonations asks 'do that really ugly guy one again'

Impresses crush with clever famous impersonations asks 'do that really ugly guy one again'  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Crush and I share the same interests Asks me if i'm sure i'm not really a guy instead of a girl

Crush and I share the same interests Asks me if i'm sure i'm not really a guy instead of a girl  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

at camp at school

at camp at school  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

hot girl asks what time it is "it's twelve o' ten"

hot girl asks what time it is

Cute girl at Mardi Gras party: "I really like your beads, can I have some?" Sure, here you go, bye

Cute girl at Mardi Gras party:

Girl asks to go back to my place "I didn't know you swung that way".

Girl asks to go back to my place

invited to party by cute girl decline to stay home and watch the new season of arrested development

invited to party by cute girl  decline to stay home and watch the new season of arrested development  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

"I'm not wearing any panties." Me either.

tell girlfriend's mom "i see where she gets the good looks from" she's adopted

tell girlfriend's mom
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