Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Makes a funny joke, whole lecture hall laughs where do I look, do i laugh, smile or frown?

Makes a funny joke, whole lecture hall laughs where do I look, do i laugh, smile or frown?  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

1,000 karma average of 3 per post

1,000 karma average of 3 per post  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Has a six pack Doesn't like taking off his shirt in public because women keep poking his stomach.

Has a six pack Doesn't like taking off  his shirt in public because women keep poking his stomach.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

eats big, healthy breakfast to get ready for the sat gets food poisoning and throws up on test

eats big, healthy breakfast to get ready for the sat gets food poisoning and throws up on test  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl sends mirror nudes from her iphone "Is that an otter box case?"

Girl sends mirror nudes from her iphone

Talks to a girl accidentally spits in her face

Talks to a girl accidentally spits in her face   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Get a Kvetch published Roommate realizes it's about them

Get a Kvetch published Roommate realizes it's about them  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Have a big penis Girl says it hurts too much. Don't have sex

Have a big penis Girl says it hurts too much. Don't have sex  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

I'm popular on the internet

I'm popular on the internet  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

is sexy does not know it

is sexy does not know it   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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