Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Closes all reddit tabs to start again from the frontpage

Closes all reddit tabs to start again from the frontpage  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

ACQUIRE FUCKBUDDY accidentally says "i love you" during sex

ACQUIRE FUCKBUDDY accidentally says

Girl asks me to spank her during sex Hit Myself in the balls

Girl asks me to spank her during sex Hit Myself in the balls  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

cute girl asks to share a lane in the pool at the gym "sure no problem. i warmed up the water for you."

cute girl asks to share a lane in the pool at the gym

Girl wants the D when drunk: say no because she is in a relationship still a virgin 5 years later.

Girl wants the D when drunk: say no because she is in a relationship still a virgin 5 years later.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

pee's on side of toilet bowl too make less noise occasionally goes directly into the water so no one thinks he's just standing there

pee's on side of toilet bowl too make less noise occasionally goes directly into the water so no one thinks he's just standing there  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl at club starts grinding on you accidentally hit her on the head with beer bottle

Girl at club starts grinding on you accidentally hit her on the head with beer bottle  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Cute girl asks you what you're studying abnormal uterine bleeding II

Cute girl asks you what you're studying abnormal uterine bleeding II  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Makes a joke, everyone laughs had planned that joke all morning

Makes a joke, everyone laughs had planned that joke all morning  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gives funny answer that makes class laugh goes red with embarrassment

Gives funny answer that makes class laugh
 goes red with embarrassment  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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