Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

has sex for the first time and makes sure to use protection can't sleep for a week worrying he got the girl pregnant

has sex for the first time and makes sure to use protection can't sleep for a week worrying he got the girl pregnant  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Makes the entire table laugh at a dinner party says "thank you"

Makes the entire table laugh at a dinner party says

Bought my date her popcorn Then realised I didn't have enough to pay for my own ticket

Bought my date her popcorn Then realised I didn't have enough to pay for my own ticket  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

almost had a threesome last night just needed two more people

almost had a threesome last night just needed two more people  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

She didn't marry me for my money She divorced me for it

She didn't marry me for my money  She divorced me for it  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Finally manages to finger a girl Went to deep and made her bleed

Finally manages to finger a girl Went to deep and made her bleed  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

gets hit on by cute girl because of hufflepuff hoodie can't find her afterward

gets hit on by cute girl because of hufflepuff hoodie can't find her afterward  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

hits it off with a really cute guy finds out he has a boyfriend

hits it off with a really cute guy finds out he has a boyfriend  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Goes to finger girlfriend for first time on her period

Goes to finger girlfriend for first time on her period   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

has gf: all girls want him no gf: no girls want him

has gf: all girls want him no gf: no girls want him  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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