Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

brings home two girls last night after a night out. roommate is an asshat and girls leave

brings home two girls last night after a night out. roommate is an asshat and girls leave  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

has one night stand for sale on craiglist in the furniture section

has one night stand for sale on craiglist in the furniture section  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Has sex Can't cum, ends up pushing rope.

Has sex Can't cum, ends up pushing rope.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

hook up with pizza delivery girl ask her if she wants a tip afterwards

hook up with pizza delivery girl ask her if she wants a tip afterwards  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

go to peddler for social ride no one else shows up

go to peddler for social ride no one else shows up  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

gets facebook friend request rereads past 6 months of own posts to make sure none of them might offend new friend

gets facebook friend request rereads past 6 months of own posts to make sure none of them might offend new friend  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

talks to a cute girl doesnt know what to say...sends a meme

talks to a cute girl doesnt know what to say...sends a meme  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

can see hairdresser's boob during haircut gets a boner

can see hairdresser's boob during haircut gets a boner  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

picks a girl up take her into the bedroom drops her

picks a girl up take her into the bedroom drops her  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

First day at an awesome new job Can't stop farting

First day at an awesome new job Can't stop farting  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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