Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets hit on by a girl in a club Too nervous to make a move

Gets hit on by a girl in a club Too nervous to make a move  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl gave me her panties Poop stains

Girl gave me her panties Poop stains  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Discovers a fellow redditor "when does the bacon narwhal?"

Discovers a fellow redditor

Got invited out by three different friends tonight busy browsing reddit, doesn't check phone until its too late

Got invited out by three different friends tonight busy browsing reddit, doesn't check phone until its too late  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

tantalized by nsfw title opens to find naked sister pictures

tantalized by nsfw title opens to find naked sister pictures  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Goes to congrat girl on nosejob "Congrats on the blow job"

Goes to congrat girl on nosejob

buys two way dimmer switch Doesn't refer to on and off settings

buys two way dimmer switch Doesn't refer to on and off settings  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Offense scores 63 Still lose

Offense scores 63 Still lose  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Meets girlfriend's parents Rapes them

Meets girlfriend's parents Rapes them  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Guy tells me that I have nice big boobs I end up confessing that its only because I'm on my period

Guy tells me that I have nice big boobs I end up confessing that its only because I'm on my period  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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