Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

gave a homeless man some change. He replies "thank you and drive safe." "you too..."

gave a homeless man some change. He replies

GAVE GIRLFRIEND A FACIAL because "It's good for the skin" SHE TELLS HER MOTHER HOW SMOOTH HER FACE IS AFTER I DID IT TWICE

GAVE GIRLFRIEND A FACIAL because

Who wears the Pants? Husband-Pay Bills, have meals prepared for them, all needs taken care of. Wife- cook, clean, take of kids When a Man says she belongs in the kitchen- hes left working, paying bills, doing his own laundry and cooking his own food. Oh

Who wears the Pants? Husband-Pay Bills, have meals prepared for them, all needs taken care of.  Wife- cook, clean, take of kids When a Man says she belongs in the kitchen- hes left working, paying bills, doing his own laundry and cooking his own food.  Oh  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

fun night drinking with all my friends joey, chandler, ross, Rachel, pheobe and monica

fun night drinking with all my friends  joey, chandler, ross, Rachel, pheobe and monica    Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Write hot girl a cute note covered in sweat

Write hot girl a cute note covered in sweat  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

life of the party lan party

life of the party lan party  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

gonewild girl responds to comment awkardness of response is tangible through the monitor

gonewild girl responds to comment awkardness of response is tangible through the monitor  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

cute girl suggests a movie at her place while driving back from our first dinner date "Sure, there is a redtube on the way"

cute girl suggests a movie at her place while driving back from our first dinner date

Get up the courage to put my number on the receipt for my order. Put it on the merchant copy, where it will collect dust in the cash register.

Get up the courage to put my number on the receipt for my order.  Put it on the merchant copy, where it will collect dust in the cash register.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Notices girl behind me is looking at my ass farts

Notices girl behind me is looking at my ass farts  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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