Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Cute cashier asks if i have plans this weekend responds "not really" pays for stuff and leaves

Cute cashier asks if i have plans this weekend responds

Having sex thinks of blue waffles to last longer starts giggling

Having sex thinks of blue waffles to last longer starts giggling  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets girl's number instant boner

Gets girl's number instant boner   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

girl drags me in close by my tie to strangle me for saying a sexist remark

girl drags me in close by my tie to strangle me for saying a sexist remark  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

The food I eat goes straight to my boobs I'm a guy

The food I eat goes straight to my boobs I'm a guy  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Get invited to hot girls house for dinner clog the toilet with a massive poop, there's no plunger, and she needs to use the bathroom

Get invited to hot girls house for dinner clog the toilet with a massive poop, there's no plunger, and she needs to use the bathroom  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Starts dating an awesome girl she wants a baby 4 months into the relationship

Starts dating an awesome girl she wants a baby 4 months into the relationship  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl says i should model, wink at her and walk away realize i'm wearing sunglasses

Girl says i should model, wink at her and walk away realize i'm wearing sunglasses  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Promising career ahead in media communications has irrational fear of speaking to large groups of people

Promising career ahead in media communications has irrational fear of speaking to large groups of people  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Spends entire spring break in florida Redditing

Spends entire spring break in florida Redditing  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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