Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

In Texting: Good Evening Ladies In Person: ..............

In Texting:
Good Evening Ladies In Person:
..............  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Tell family hilarious atheist joke remembers family members are all Catholic

Tell family hilarious atheist joke remembers family members are all Catholic  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hot Girl asks "Do I look fat in this dress?" Why aren't you making me a sandwich?

Hot Girl asks

Win heart of girl you love Delete half of facebook when she friends you

Win heart of girl you love Delete half of facebook when she friends you  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Date is going well so you invite her in and she says yes. You show her your DVD Collection then tell her good night.

Date is going well so you invite her in and she says yes. You show her your DVD Collection then tell her good night.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Finally go on a date with my crush Slip on ice walking to his car

Finally go on a date with my crush Slip on ice walking to his car  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Is talking to annoying person... gets something stuck in eye...and winks to get it out Person thinks you are winking at them and suddenly has a huge crush on you.

Is talking  to annoying person... gets something stuck in eye...and winks to get it out Person thinks you are winking at them and suddenly has a huge crush on you.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

hosting party with loads of highschool girls in my basement Sister's 15th birthday party

hosting party with loads of highschool girls in my basement Sister's 15th birthday party  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

tries to redeem love coupon for one night of anything-goes sexy times with girlfriend coupon issued by ex-girlfriend. only available at participating locations.

tries to redeem love coupon for one night of anything-goes sexy times with girlfriend coupon issued by ex-girlfriend. only available at participating locations.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Tells customer, "Oh, you didn't have to do that!" Customer takes it back.

Tells customer,
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