Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

finally gets his first kiss her breath smells like sh*t

finally gets his first kiss  her breath smells like sh*t  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

with me, girls are like boomerangs I was never very good with boomerangs

with me, girls are like boomerangs  I was never very good with boomerangs  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

More interesting than the internet, Ends up on the internet.

More interesting than the internet, Ends up on the internet.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Got the busty dental hygienist It's a guy

Got the busty dental hygienist It's a guy  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Son said he wants to be like me when he grows up So he can lay in bed all day and play videogames

Son said he wants to be like me when he grows up So he can lay in bed all day and play videogames  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

finds out that friend has a reddit account to embarrassed to tell him my account name so he cant see my embarrassing comments

finds out that friend has a reddit account to embarrassed to tell him my account name so he cant see my embarrassing  comments  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Have an awesome reddit meetup on a boat Never plays "I'm on a boat"

Have an awesome reddit meetup on a boat Never plays

Relative about to give you money as a gift averts eyes as they're looking through their wallet

Relative about to give you money as a gift averts eyes as they're looking through their wallet  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

successfully ask girl out never talk to her again

successfully ask girl out never talk to her again  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets asked for suggestions by TheManagement Cant think of any good suggestions

Gets asked for suggestions by TheManagement Cant think of any good suggestions  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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