Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gives tourists directions realize later that the directions were wrong

Gives tourists directions realize later that the directions were wrong  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl wants to make out that's all she wants to do

Girl wants to make out that's all she wants to do  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Scores a prom date with with the most popular girl from school Is 28

Scores a prom date with with the most popular girl from school Is 28  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Goes on tour archery tour

Goes on tour archery tour  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

read a story on /r/nosleep accidentally stumble across one mentioning popping out the eyeballs with a spoon

read a story on /r/nosleep accidentally stumble across one mentioning popping out the eyeballs with a spoon  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

say the best joke ever Realize I only thought it and now I look like an idiot laughing at nothing

say the best joke ever Realize I only thought it and now I look like an idiot laughing at nothing  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Report a shit on the floor at Primary school like a good citizen Principal calls me into office and asks "Did you do it"

Report a shit on the floor at Primary school like a good citizen Principal calls me into office and asks

Pretty girl smiles to me while buying milk I tell her "Milk is Good"

Pretty girl smiles to me while buying milk I tell her

Made the front page just as many times as I've had girlfriends Never had a girlfriend

Made the front page just as many times as I've had girlfriends Never had a girlfriend   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

deletes account to go cold turkey from reddit crawls back and has to wait a whole year for cakeday

deletes account to go cold turkey from reddit crawls back and has to wait a whole year for cakeday   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
Like us for More!