Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Crush invites me to a concert That I invited her to a month earlier

Crush invites me to a concert That I invited her to a month earlier  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

has high self-esteem self-esteem based entirely on reddit karma

has high self-esteem self-esteem based entirely on reddit karma  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Catch girl checking you out She's hot, must have been a mistake

Catch girl checking you out She's hot, must have been a mistake  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Asked a girl to dance at frat party she says no

Asked a girl to dance at frat party she says no  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Haters gonna hate skaters gonna skate I'm gonna go cry in the corner and mastrubate

Haters gonna hate
skaters gonna skate I'm gonna go cry in the corner and mastrubate  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Starts a conversation with the hot girl. Quickly runs out of interesting things to say...

Starts a conversation with the hot girl. Quickly runs out of interesting things to say...  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Someone had a sex dream about me It was my best friend and I raped him

Someone had a sex dream about me It was my best friend and I raped him  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

been talking to 2 cute girls in class for 3 weeks still don't know their names

been talking to 2 cute girls in class for 3 weeks still don't know their names   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

"I like your black monster" Surgeon standing next to black kid + parents about to go into surgery

With group of friends oh wait with group of imaginary friends

With group of friends oh wait 
with group of imaginary friends  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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