Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

You look good with those glasses thanks, you look good with those eyes

You look good with those glasses thanks, you look good with those eyes  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hit it off with dream girl on first day of school She drops out of class the next day

Hit it off with dream girl on first day of school She drops out of class the next day  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

started playing peek a boo to stop a baby from crying can't stop until the plane lands

started playing peek a boo to stop a baby from crying can't stop until the plane lands  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Get asked out via Hangman Get Hung

Get asked out via Hangman Get Hung  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hooks up with hot well known celebrity Ask her after sex if she is on Reddit and would do a AMA

Hooks up with hot well known celebrity Ask her after sex if she is on Reddit and would do a AMA  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

cute girl invites you to stay the night have to poop badly as soon as you arrive

cute girl invites you to stay the night have to poop badly as soon as you arrive  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Throw a Massive House party Stay in your room the entire time

Throw a Massive House party Stay in your room the entire time  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Finally had sex with a girl Audio of it all over the internet

Finally had sex with a girl Audio of it all over the internet  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

FINDS HOTTEST CASHIER Barely speaks to her

FINDS HOTTEST CASHIER Barely speaks to her  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl messages "Happy steak & bj day, want to do something? ;)" "Sorry I don't like steak"

Girl messages
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