Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

did you come up here to my office to have sex with me? Wat?

did you come up here to my office to have sex with me? Wat?  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hot girl talking dirty, mentions panties "you mean the panties your mother laid out for you?"

Hot girl talking dirty, mentions panties

Girl tells me i smell good Really? I havent showered since yesterday

Girl tells me i smell good Really? I havent showered since yesterday  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Says a really good comeback Laughs too much and ruins it

Says a really good comeback Laughs too much and ruins it  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Tell a girl she has a nice piercing 'It's a pimple'

Tell a girl she has a nice piercing 'It's a pimple'  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

has everyone on the edge of their seat with joke gets excited and messes up punchline

has everyone on the edge of their seat with joke gets excited and messes up punchline  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Goes to the gym, gets 6 pack Injures back, 6 months without exercises, gets even fatter

Goes to the gym, gets 6 pack Injures back, 6 months without exercises, gets even fatter  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

accidentally walk into girl's restroom. girl says too bad she wasn't pants down already said sorry and started walking to men's restroom

accidentally walk into girl's restroom. girl says too bad she wasn't pants down already said sorry and started walking to men's restroom  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Winks at cute girl across room Evil death stare in response

Winks at cute girl across room Evil death stare in response  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

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100% of people like your post 1 vote (yours)  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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