Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Shopping for Valentines day new fleshlight

Shopping for Valentines day new fleshlight  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

No Fucks Given No fucks recieved

No Fucks Given
 No fucks recieved  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

sex -agenarian whose friends are all in their 20s

sex -agenarian whose friends are all in their 20s  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Asks girl out on leap day. Thinks he only has to celebrate anniversary once every 4 years.

Asks girl out on leap day. Thinks he only has to celebrate anniversary once every 4 years.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Charming, funny, witty, and topical On reddit

Charming, funny, witty, and topical On reddit  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

about to get it on with girlfriend girlfriend stops and says "I can't because of my religion"

about to get it on with girlfriend girlfriend stops and says

College Dining Hall Serves Fried Chicken For The First Time African Heritage Night

College Dining Hall Serves Fried Chicken For The First Time African Heritage Night  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Recognised at work by hot girl from a party 'are you that guy who puked in my shoes?'

Recognised at work by hot girl from a party 'are you that guy who puked in my shoes?'  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Cute girl tells you to come over after work "Okay! Will you be there?"

Cute girl tells you to come over after work

Leaves Romero with a ton of food Dies from BS at floating islands

Leaves Romero with a ton of food Dies from BS at floating islands  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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