Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Spooning with cute girl on couch for hours have to shit the whole time

Spooning with cute girl on couch for hours have to shit the whole time  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Finally gets lots of upvotes redditors try to keep it at 69 upvotes

Finally gets lots of upvotes redditors try to keep it at 69 upvotes  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

tell a girl she's really cute follow up with "no homo"

tell a girl she's really cute follow up with

Leaves bar with girl at the end of the night Doesn't walk her to her car

Leaves bar with girl at the end of the night Doesn't walk her to her car  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

post makes it to front page afraid to comment on own post

post makes it to front page afraid to comment on own post  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Thinks of incredibly witty title for post mixes it up and comes out completely wrong

Thinks of incredibly witty title for post mixes it up and comes out completely wrong  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

takes a shower at girlfriends house leaves a poopstain on her towel

takes a shower at girlfriends house leaves a poopstain on her towel  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Stays after class to see if teachers a redditor has no fucking idea what your talking about

Stays after class to see if teachers a redditor has no fucking idea what your talking about  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Proudly shared to my wife that I made front page reddit Asks me how many "likes" I received

Proudly shared to my wife that I made front page reddit Asks me how many

pulled up on stage to dance with group of girls grabbed by security guard, dragged across stage and yelled at in front of everyone

pulled up on stage to dance with group of girls grabbed by security guard, dragged across stage and yelled at in front of everyone  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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