Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

walk up to the most beautiful girl at the party. lean in, but don't kiss her. Back away just a little. Her eyes tells you to kiss her. You kiss her. pass out from all the beer you had to drink to be this awesome

walk up to the most beautiful girl at the party. lean in, but don't kiss her. Back away just a little. Her eyes tells you to kiss her. You kiss her. pass out from all the beer you had to drink to be this awesome   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

gets to a true [7] with his new piece forgot that he was saving for the 20th and runs down his stash

gets to a true [7] with his new piece forgot that he was saving for the 20th and runs down his stash  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

wears best shirt to hang out with cute girl same shirt as last time

wears best shirt to hang out with cute girl same shirt as last time  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Go WITH GIRL UPTO HER ROOM 2nd base

Go WITH GIRL UPTO HER     ROOM 2nd base  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Talks to girls with confidence, charm and maintains eye contact Face starts sweating uncontrollably

Talks to girls with confidence, charm and maintains                          eye contact Face starts sweating uncontrollably  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Cute girl chooses to sit next to me on the bus gets boner

Cute girl chooses to sit next to me on the bus gets boner  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Recognized for my column while purchasing tampons.

Recognized for my column while purchasing tampons.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

TELLS TEACHER THAT HE HONESTLY HATES THE CLASS. HAS SAME TEACHER NEXT YEAR.

TELLS TEACHER THAT HE HONESTLY HATES THE CLASS. HAS SAME TEACHER NEXT YEAR.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

jokes about suggestion box for the weather forgot people actually think that's how the world works

jokes about suggestion box for the weather forgot people actually think that's how the world works  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Has a Big Penis Nobody knows

Has a Big Penis Nobody knows  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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