Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Writes a clever reply that eviscerates a stupid post Erase it because no one will read or appreciate it. Downvotes instead

Writes a clever reply that eviscerates a stupid post Erase it because no one will read or appreciate it. Downvotes instead  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Finally talks to tall girl without looking up too much and making her feel tall Looks at her vagina

Finally talks to tall girl without looking up too much and making her feel tall Looks at her vagina  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Cute girl starts grinding on me on the dance floor I then asked her "what am I suppose to do?"

Cute girl starts grinding on me on the dance floor I then asked her

girlfriend cries name out during sex says ex-boyfriends name

girlfriend cries name out during sex says ex-boyfriends name  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Cute Girl tells you to come closer, saying "I don't bite" "Too bad, that'd be kinky"

Cute Girl tells you to come closer, saying

Cute girl asks for your number Same name as your ex

Cute girl asks for your number Same name as your ex  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

"ANYTHING I CAN HELP YOU WITH SIR." "ACTUALLY I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE THAT IS."

Hot flight attendant asks what I'm doing tonight "Oh, I'm flying to Memphis"

Hot flight attendant asks what I'm doing tonight

I fucked my chemistry lab partner it's the second week of the semester

I fucked my chemistry lab partner it's the second week of the semester  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

favorite author responds to me on twitter to point out that i got the name of his book wrong

favorite author responds to me on twitter to point out that i got the name of his book wrong  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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