Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Get invited out to the club Watch the Sci-Fi channel that's playing on the TV above the bar

Get invited out to the club Watch the Sci-Fi channel that's playing on the TV above the bar  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Finally talk to cute girl and ask her out To a movie that doesnt come out for 3 years

Finally talk to cute girl and ask her out To a movie that doesnt come out for 3 years  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Bangs super hot chick Thinks about Reddit during

Bangs super hot chick Thinks about Reddit during  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Asks gf to marry me...she says yes don't have any friends for groomsmen

Asks gf to marry me...she says yes don't have any friends for groomsmen  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hot girl invited me to party Her boyfriend's birthday

Hot girl invited me to party Her boyfriend's birthday  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

CUTE GIRL I work with sits down next to me to chat First topic I bring up is oil found in australia

CUTE GIRL I work with sits down next to me to chat First topic I bring up is oil found in australia  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Deletes ex-girlfriend's number so i won't drunk dial her memorized

Deletes ex-girlfriend's number so i won't drunk dial her memorized  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

is in a hot girl's dream as a kidnapper who held her at ransom

is in a hot girl's dream as a kidnapper who held her at ransom  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Tells you it's empty before you open it Opens anyway

Tells you it's empty before you open it Opens anyway  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

sees crush is on facebook he logs off before I get the chance to talk to him

sees crush is on facebook he logs off before I get the chance to talk to him  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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