Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

girl tells you to go faster is pushing her on swingset

girl tells you to go faster is pushing her on swingset  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

superior to everyone cares what other people think

superior to everyone cares what other people think  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

makes eye contact with cute girl in mall asks her if she wants to bang him or murder him

makes eye contact with cute girl in mall asks her if she wants to bang him or murder him  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

riding in a car with a cute girl falls asleep and cums on the glove compartment

riding in a car with a cute girl falls asleep and cums on the glove compartment  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Has sex with phat ass black chick lasts 45 seconds

Has sex with phat ass black chick lasts 45 seconds  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

sexy time topping one really hot asian guy "b-ttoming?" "why not a-toming?"

sexy time topping one really hot asian guy

Met a girl at freshmen class orientation By spilling soda on her purse

Met a girl at freshmen class orientation By spilling soda on her purse  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

finally get NAKED WITH GIRLFRIEND "You have no abs."

finally get NAKED WITH GIRLFRIEND

Gets kissed on the cheek by an italian model "Thanks"

Gets kissed on the cheek by an italian model

does good deed by giving a homeless man some money actually just a guy waiting for his ride

does good deed by giving a homeless man some money actually just a guy waiting for his ride  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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