Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl asks if I would like a blow job "Theoretically, yes."

Girl asks if I would like a blow job

hanging out at a party asked to pick the music

hanging out at a party asked to pick the music  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

won bet scared to confront person about collecting your winnings

won bet scared to confront person about collecting your winnings   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hot girl talks to him at club Tells her to go and talk to friend instead

Hot girl talks to him at club Tells her to go and talk to friend instead  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

asks girl out, says yes Gives her high-five

asks girl out, says yes Gives her high-five  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Loses virginity in threesome with two hot australian girls Hasn't gotten laid in the years since then

Loses virginity in threesome with two hot australian girls Hasn't gotten laid in the years since then  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Text naughty message to crush Scared to read the reply and hides phone under pillow.

Text naughty message to crush Scared to read the reply and hides phone under pillow.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

"Babe i miss you" "Okay"

Works the "friends with benefits" angle with cute friend Awkwardly long conversation as to what that means

Works the

pick up line worked doesn't know what to say next

pick up line worked doesn't know what to say next  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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