Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Cute girl you know messages you on facebook She probably got hacked

Cute girl you know messages you on facebook She probably got hacked  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Woa! Someone commented on my post! oh...it was me 43 seconds ago.

Woa! Someone commented on my post! oh...it was me 43 seconds ago.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

start a conversation with a hot girl at the gym drops a 30 pound weight on foot while talking

start a conversation with a hot girl at the gym drops a 30 pound weight on foot while talking  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hot neighbor calls at 2am and wants you to come over To kill a spider

Hot neighbor calls at 2am and wants you to come over To kill a spider  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl starts to show interest after a night out no idea what to say to her when sober

Girl starts to show interest after a night out no idea what to say to her when sober  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Quits job by writing snarky haiku Feels bad and explains reasoning for writing said snarky haiku

Quits job by writing snarky haiku Feels bad and explains reasoning for writing said snarky haiku  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Out for drinks with a coworker and her hot friends Doesn't introduce himself to anyone

Out for drinks with a coworker and her hot friends Doesn't introduce himself to anyone  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Has sex for the first time in two years Unable to cum because of pain medication side effects

Has sex for the first time in two years Unable to cum because of pain medication side effects  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

finally gets over 30 karma on a post more of an achievement than it should be

finally gets over 30 karma on a post more of an achievement than it should be  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

boss down after hours of wipes "lord of the rings " loot

boss down after hours of wipes
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