Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

drinking with roommates slips away to get on Reddit

drinking with roommates  slips away to get on Reddit  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl asks "when was the last time you had sex?" "Last time I was in a vagina was my birth"

Girl asks

feels popular because of 17 facebook notifications all are from mother

feels popular because of 17 facebook notifications all are from mother  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Finally started making progress with that special girl she leaves school because of a mental disorder

Finally started making progress with that special girl she leaves school because of a mental disorder  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

GETS LAID NEEDS URBANDICTIONARY TO DECIPHER HIS DIRTY TALK

GETS LAID NEEDS URBANDICTIONARY TO DECIPHER HIS DIRTY TALK  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

thinks of great reddit post to nervous to submit it

thinks of great reddit post to nervous to submit it  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Turns 21 Still uses fake at local bar because friendly with bouncer

Turns 21 Still uses fake at local bar because friendly with bouncer  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Got married No idea what to do on wedding night

Got married No idea what to do on wedding night  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets 8 girls phone numbers in one day Works at a cell phone store

Gets 8 girls phone numbers in one day Works at a cell phone store  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

half way towards my weight loss goal from last year boobs stick out farther than stomach

half way towards my weight loss goal from last year boobs stick out farther than stomach  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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