Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Multitasks regularly Forgets to breathe

Multitasks regularly Forgets to breathe  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Asks a girl out Through Skype chat

Asks a girl out Through Skype chat  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Work at Macy's; cute girl flirts with you while you tell her about bed sheets run into her in the mall parking lot; she bought sheets at penneys

Work at Macy's; cute girl flirts with you while you tell her about bed sheets run into her in the mall parking lot; she bought sheets at penneys  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Trims for sex hair clippers die half way through

Trims for sex hair clippers die half way through  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

FINDS ROMNEYS BINDER MICHELLE OBAMAS IN IT

FINDS ROMNEYS BINDER MICHELLE OBAMAS IN IT  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

"you remind me of ryan gosling in lars and the real girl"

hairdresser rubs boobs on my head it was a guy

hairdresser rubs boobs on my head it was a guy  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

let oncoming car know there is a cop ahead oncoming car is another cop

let oncoming car know there is a cop ahead oncoming car is another cop  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Smiled in response to someone waving at you Realized they were waving to the person behind you

Smiled in response to someone waving at you Realized they were waving to the person behind you  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Amazing at cunnilingus on Snackpack Pudding

Amazing at cunnilingus on Snackpack Pudding  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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