Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Thinks his UCLA meme is epic gets shat on by ucla meme judge

Thinks his UCLA meme is epic gets shat on by ucla meme judge  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Misused socially awesome/awkward penguin Everyone noticed

Misused socially awesome/awkward penguin  Everyone noticed  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

My wife gives the best blow jobs You should try them sometime

My wife gives the best blow jobs You should try them sometime  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Fortunate thing happens Unfortunate thing happens

Fortunate thing happens   Unfortunate thing happens   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Responds to cute girl saying hi talking to guy behind me

Responds to cute girl saying hi talking to guy behind me  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

psychosocial song plays next she skips it

psychosocial song plays next she skips it  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Finally hooked up with my 7th grade crush got arrested for hooking up with 7th grader

Finally hooked up with my 7th grade crush got arrested for hooking up with 7th grader  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Have you ever been convicted of a felony? "NOT YET"

Have you ever been convicted of a felony?

Start flirting with cute girl on bus Almost immediately run out of things to say and get off two stops too early to avoid uncomfortable silence

Start flirting with cute girl on bus Almost immediately run out of things to say and get off two stops too early to avoid uncomfortable silence  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Musters up courage to ask a girl out, she says "yeah, why not?" Gives 5 reasons.

Musters up courage to ask a girl out, she says
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