Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Extremely picky about girls he finds attractive too shy to talk to any of them

Extremely picky about girls he finds attractive too shy to talk to any of them  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

gets reply by cute girl on draw Something waits hours to not appear desperate

gets reply by cute girl on draw Something waits hours to not appear desperate  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Have two girls on your bed Playing video games

Have two girls on your bed Playing video games  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Has a one night stand gets a friend request the next day

Has a one night stand gets a friend request the next day  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Ready to tell your crush how you feel She starts dating one of your best friends and you actually respect that

Ready to tell your crush how you feel She starts dating one of your best friends and you actually respect that  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Fake-bone my friend in the ass with an umbrella Not my friend

Fake-bone my friend in the ass with an umbrella Not my friend  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

When I have kids I'm buying them a Galaga arcade system I have to actually find a mate and reproduce

When I have kids I'm buying them a Galaga arcade system I have to actually find a mate and reproduce  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Buys latest and greatest cell phone to avoid making eye contact in hallways

Buys latest and greatest cell phone to avoid making eye contact in hallways  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Sex with girl at work. Has Eskimo brothers Works with all of them

Sex with girl at work. Has Eskimo brothers  Works with all of them  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Politely says what I do for a living. Asks, "so what do you do?"

Politely says what I do for a living. Asks,
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