Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Trades in enough cards for a Tarmogoyf Sees it's being reprinted hours later

Trades in enough cards for a Tarmogoyf Sees it's being reprinted hours later  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

has party at his house goes up stairs and faps.....

has party at his house goes up stairs and faps.....   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Invites everyone over for a party, Still ends up playing with the dog all night.

Invites everyone over for a party, Still ends up playing with the dog all night.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

have you lost a litte weight? good, because you have really been packing it on the last couple of months

have you lost a litte weight? good, because you have really been packing it on the last couple of months  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Decides to be cute and spoon boyfriend while he falls asleep accidentally concentrates on breathing and starts hyperventilating into his back

Decides to be cute and spoon boyfriend while he falls asleep accidentally concentrates on breathing and starts hyperventilating into his back  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

wife asks, "want me to wake you later?" "that's ok, i'll set my alarm"

wife asks,

Gets first kiss with crush at the movies during a rape scene

Gets first kiss with crush at the movies  during a rape scene  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

"You're that cute guy who works in the suit shop aren't you?" "I dunno, there's a lot of cute guys who work in suit shops"

Cleaning dishes for a charity, but dishes are clean already Clean them anyway

Cleaning dishes for a charity, but dishes are clean already Clean them anyway  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Cute coworkers tells me she thinks I'm adorable

Cute coworkers tells me she thinks I'm adorable   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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