Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Makes funny joke at rot about the squirrel that falls over. finds out the squirrel had a brain tumor and had to be put down.

Makes funny joke at rot about the squirrel that falls over. finds out the squirrel had a brain tumor and had to be put down.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

One-night stand the weekend after breaking off long-term relationship Accidentally tell One-night stand "I Love You"

One-night stand the weekend after breaking off long-term relationship Accidentally tell 
One-night stand

Has a decent party Forgets he hid valuables and freaks out when he thinks everything's stolen.

Has a decent party Forgets he hid valuables and freaks out when he thinks everything's stolen.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

crush tells me she loves me the day after she tells me she was drunk and what she said was a mistake

crush tells me she loves me the day after she tells me she was drunk and what she said was a mistake  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Cute girl runs to get in elevator with me Hit the wrong button and close doors in her face

Cute girl runs to get in elevator with me Hit the wrong button and close doors in her face  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Convinces girl to make magic the Gathering deck

Convinces girl to make magic the Gathering deck  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Cute cashier mentions she is single laughs and says cool

Cute cashier mentions she is single laughs and says cool  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Tipped 20 dollars to the staff over a 10 dollar order Practiced how would I tip for 20 minutes

Tipped 20 dollars to the staff over a 10 dollar order Practiced how would I tip for 20 minutes    Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

tries to put arm around girl's shoulder back hands her in the face

tries to put arm around girl's shoulder back hands her in the face  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

I need to pull an all nighter for finals. My straight-A-student frat-brother offers to tutor me in my dorm room. Randomly Pulls out his erect penis, midway through the session. Looks at me with eyes of desire.

I need to pull an all nighter for finals. 
My straight-A-student frat-brother offers to tutor me in my dorm room. Randomly Pulls out his erect penis, midway through the session. 
Looks at me with eyes of desire.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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