Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Date says my dick is the hardest she's ever had then says there is not much blood needed to fill

Date says my dick is the hardest she's ever had then says there is not much blood needed to fill  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Told my date to walk a little faster found out she only has one leg

Told my date to walk a little faster found out she only has one leg  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl says we can be friends with benefits Gets "pressured" to have sex. Don't talk to the girl for 6 years

Girl says we can be friends with benefits Gets

Finally get the courage to delete my Ex Boyfriend's phone number Accidentally hit call

Finally get the courage to delete my Ex Boyfriend's phone number Accidentally hit call
  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Thinks of hilarious comment Types it in comment box . . . Doesn't post

Thinks of hilarious comment   Types it in comment box . . . Doesn't post  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Met the girl of my dreams! So did her boyfriend 5 years ago.

Met the girl of my dreams! So did her boyfriend 5 years ago.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Me: you're so pretty without any makeup Her: I am wearing makeup

Me: you're so pretty without any makeup Her: I am wearing makeup  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Remembered to lock front door before bed Black guy walking down the street notices.

Remembered to lock front door before bed Black guy walking down the street notices.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

On first date and she loves gaming made a reference and she corrected me

On first date and she loves gaming made a reference and she corrected me  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Makes out with girl Not sure what to do after

Makes out with girl Not sure what to do after  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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