Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Is getting handjob Cums In less than a minute

Is getting handjob Cums In less than a minute  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Attractive friend runs towards me to give me a hug Right after I farted

Attractive friend runs towards me to give me a hug Right after I farted  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

work friends added me on facebook creeped through their extremely archived photos and made the mistake of liking a few of those photos.

work friends added me on facebook creeped through their extremely archived photos and made the mistake of liking a few of those photos.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Beautiful girl tells me she's model. I hilariously tell her I'm a hand model. She tells me she's not, and shows me her hand with four fingers.

Beautiful girl tells me she's model. I hilariously tell her I'm a hand model. She tells me she's not, and shows me her hand with four fingers.   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

69 farts

69 farts  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

comes up with a funny comment on reddit doesn't post because it may be a repost.

comes up with a funny comment on reddit doesn't post because it may be a repost.   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Has a big dick "You are too big"

Has a big dick

Finally sits next to and talks to cute girl at work Lesbian

Finally sits next to and talks to cute girl at work Lesbian  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

asks girl out, says "yes take me somewhere new" sends her a groupon for a resturant for an idea

asks girl out, says

Licks mods ass all day doesn't get trusted the next.

Licks mods ass all day doesn't get trusted the next.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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