Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Talks to hot girl from class at supermarket remembers to buy tissues

Talks to hot girl from class at supermarket remembers to buy tissues  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Needs to buy more condoms current box expired

Needs to buy more condoms current box expired  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Find out I have a girlfriend because she's breaking up with me

Find out I have a girlfriend because she's breaking up with me  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Only guy at party with at least a dozen hot chicks drinking by myself in a corner

Only guy at party with at least a dozen hot chicks drinking by myself in a corner  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

GETS HIGH BEFORE SPEECH TO HELP WITH ANXIETY IN MIDDLE OF SPEECH GETS EXTREME DRY MOUTH AND CAN'T FINISH

GETS HIGH BEFORE SPEECH TO HELP WITH ANXIETY IN MIDDLE OF SPEECH GETS EXTREME DRY MOUTH AND CAN'T FINISH  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

girl checking me out from the corner of her eye lazy eye

girl checking me out from the corner of her eye lazy eye  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Cute lesbian flirts with me at work Starts talking about sexual harassment policy

Cute lesbian flirts with me at work Starts talking about sexual harassment policy  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Takes beautiful girl to expensive restaurant Squeezes lemon on fish, squirts juice in own eye

Takes beautiful girl to expensive restaurant Squeezes lemon on fish, squirts juice in own eye  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Firs time participating in long boarding races Hits the closest person on the sidewalk

Firs time participating in long boarding races Hits the closest person on the sidewalk  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Cute girl flirts with you correct her grammar

Cute girl flirts with you correct her grammar  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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