Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

"Have a Great Birthday!" You too!

Hot guy friend needs a lift. Interrupts his convo by saying "do you want me to ride you downtown".

Hot guy friend needs a lift. Interrupts his convo by saying

Goes to a party to play Warhammer and Dungeons and dragons

Goes to a party to play Warhammer and Dungeons and dragons   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Excels in all social situations Except with women

Excels in all social situations Except with women  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets drunk for the first time. Girl there:DTF Cant get hard. Eats her out and realizes after she is on her period.

Gets drunk for the first time. Girl there:DTF Cant get hard. Eats her out and realizes after she is on her period.   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

tells girl at the bar to put her number in my phone she starts making fun of me for still having a blackberry

tells girl at the bar to put her number in my phone she starts making fun of me for still having a blackberry  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

STOPS FEELING THE NEED TO STALK EX'S TWITTER BY GETTING ADDICTED TO REDDIT

STOPS FEELING THE NEED TO STALK EX'S TWITTER BY GETTING ADDICTED TO REDDIT  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Found courage to talk to cute deaf girl in class who can read lips problem is she was reading my girls lips in the dark!

Found courage to talk to cute deaf girl in class who can read lips problem is she was reading my girls lips in the dark!  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Adc says "that was beautiful" after a good engage "You too"

Adc says

hugs cute girl at the end of the night "you smell like my grandma"

hugs cute girl at the end of the night
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