Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Helps cute girl put together her new bed-frame until well after bedtime "thanks so much for your help! Do you mind taking a cab home?"

Helps cute girl put together her new bed-frame until well after bedtime

Going to kiss crush for the first time pukes on her

Going to kiss crush for the first time pukes on her  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

asked fat girl if she was pregnant said no and didn't get pissed

asked fat girl if she was pregnant  said no and didn't get pissed  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Smiles and makes eye contact with girl Trips and falls

Smiles and makes eye contact with girl Trips and falls  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Never in friend zone Because never had female friends

Never in friend zone Because never had female friends  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Beautiful woman flatulence

Beautiful woman flatulence  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Owns A Awesome Motorcycle Plays Limp Bizket In The Parking Lot Through Motorcycle Speakers

Owns A Awesome Motorcycle  Plays Limp Bizket In The Parking Lot Through Motorcycle Speakers  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Going on a coffee date with a cute girl spend the hour before the date trying to shit

Going on a coffee date with a cute girl spend the hour before the date trying to shit  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Start talking to ex girlfriend Intentionally friendzone myself so I don't lose her again

Start talking to ex girlfriend Intentionally friendzone myself so I don't lose her again  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Makes awesome playlist so friends don't think you listen to bad songs

Makes awesome playlist so friends don't think you listen to bad songs  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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