Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Invited to touch female friend's boob misses and puts hand on chest.

Invited to touch female friend's boob misses and puts hand on chest.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

impresses attractive guy with skills while playing "Super Smash bros." shouts "MEAT SPIN" when attacking with samus' cork screw attack

impresses attractive guy with skills while playing

Makes interesting comment Reply gets more upvotes

Makes interesting comment Reply gets more upvotes  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

girlfriend sends me naked pic on my screen when i open my laptop in class

girlfriend sends me naked pic on my screen when i open my laptop in class  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Has a one night stand Falls in love with her

Has a one night stand Falls in love with her  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl asks if I like her Answers with "I just want to be friends"

Girl asks if I like her Answers with

i am toooooo hot yes chick, you are

i am toooooo hot yes chick, you are  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

slows down to let a hot girl cross over the road She almost gets hit by a car coming the opposite direction and gives me a dirty look

slows down to let a hot girl cross over the road She almost gets hit by a car coming the opposite direction and gives me a dirty look  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Mustered the nerve to tell a woman, "You're one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen..." "I know..."

Mustered the nerve to tell a woman,

Goes down on chick Pussy smells but too scared to say anything

Goes down on chick Pussy smells but too scared to say anything  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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