Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Finally runs into cute neighbor at the complex mailboxes Still have "BALLS" written in Sharpie on my cheek

Finally runs into cute neighbor at the complex mailboxes Still have

Gets phone number of Highschool crush So I can do a painting estimate on her house

Gets phone number of Highschool crush So I can do a painting estimate on her house  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Makes controversial comment online avoids reading any replies for fear of being wrong

Makes controversial comment online avoids reading any replies for fear of being wrong  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

keep creepy guy at bar away from my drunk friend was her boyfriend that i hadn't met

keep creepy guy at bar away from my drunk friend was her boyfriend that i hadn't met  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

PLAYS LONG CALL CRACKS HIGH C

PLAYS LONG CALL CRACKS HIGH C  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Wife says "I'm the luckiest girl in the world." "me too."

Wife says

successfully flirt with cute new guy all night best friend waits until i'm gone, tells him i'm totally in love with him, then tells me about it

successfully flirt with cute new guy all night best friend waits until i'm gone, tells him i'm totally in love with him, then tells me about it  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Cute girl starts texting Why are you texting me?

Cute girl starts texting Why are you texting me?  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Oh, you feel so big inside me much bigger than you normally do

Oh, you feel so big inside me much bigger than you normally do  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl gives a flirty light push Pushes her at full force into a wall

Girl gives a flirty light push Pushes her at full force into a wall  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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