Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hook up with a girl premature ejaculation during foreplay

Hook up with a girl premature ejaculation during foreplay   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Get kicked out of bar Because you've been sitting alone for too long

Get kicked out of bar Because you've been sitting alone for too long  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

"hey I heard you were a wild one" Nah brah, i live in the zoo

Is smooth with the ladies except the ones he has a crush on

Is smooth with the ladies except the ones he has a crush on  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Make out with hot chick "okay do i try to fuck her or take it slow? if i go too fast she'll think i don't respect her but if i go to slow she'll think i'm a pussy... ah shit."

Make out with hot chick

Thinks of somethine awesome to say to your friend realizes it is 30 minutes too late for it to be relevant

Thinks of somethine awesome to say to your friend realizes it is 30 minutes too late for it to be relevant  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Helps older neighbour shovel driveway so he can use his car neighbour uses car to drive a few houses down to check for mail

Helps older neighbour shovel driveway so he can use his car neighbour uses car to drive a few houses down to check for mail  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Confident enough to shower in gym class Ends up looking at other peoples junk

Confident enough to shower in gym class Ends up looking at other peoples junk  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

You're looking bigger thanks you too

You're looking bigger thanks you too  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

opens door for a girl with her arms full at the last second door smashes her in face

opens door for a girl with her arms full at the last second door smashes her in face  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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