Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Tells a really funny story on the first date laughs at own story and farts

Tells a really funny story on the first date laughs at own 
story and farts  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets cute girl's number on train Immediately tells Reddit

Gets cute girl's number on train Immediately tells Reddit  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Looks for girls with tattoos Because they're willing to make mistakes they'll regret their whole life

Looks for girls with tattoos Because they're willing to make mistakes they'll regret their whole life  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

You know that feeling when you get 100+ upvotes neither do i

You know that feeling when you get 100+ upvotes neither do i  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girlfriend says "you're so hot and masculine" after blowjob "Thanks baby you too"

Girlfriend says

Reaches out to hug girl accidentally kicks her in the head

Reaches out to hug girl accidentally kicks her in the head  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Having sex with my girlfriend TV in background makes me laugh

Having sex with my girlfriend TV in background makes me laugh  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Successfully ask waitress out on date Completely forget to tip her

Successfully ask waitress out on date Completely forget to tip her  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Give cute guy at club your number like, a boss. He never calls.

Give cute guy at club your number like, a boss. He never calls.   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Has a lot of guy friends they all want to get laid

Has a lot of guy friends they all want to get laid  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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