Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Treats women with kindness and respect never gets laid

Treats women with kindness and respect never gets laid  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gives cute girl a compliment on her appearance "Heh, thanks. I have to go now"

Gives cute girl a compliment on her appearance

finally constructs perfect flirtatious sentence to courageously use on hot coworker voice crack

finally constructs perfect flirtatious sentence to courageously use on hot coworker voice crack  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Flirts with hot bank teller "your account balance is zero"

Flirts with hot bank teller

SHOWS OFF RIPPED ARM TO HOT GIRL CAN'T SHOW OFF OTHER ARM

SHOWS OFF RIPPED ARM TO HOT GIRL CAN'T SHOW OFF OTHER ARM  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Going to give a rose to crush Go to the wrong house

Going to give a rose to crush Go to the wrong house  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

thinks of awesome response 2 days later

thinks of awesome response  2 days later  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets hot guy's phone number Realizes after a day of texting that it was his friend's

Gets hot guy's phone number Realizes after a day of texting that it was his friend's  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hot Argentinian Girl recognises obscure radiohead tattoo forgets every other band or musician ever

Hot Argentinian Girl recognises obscure radiohead tattoo forgets every other band or musician ever  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Sees opportunity to seem funny Rehearses what needs to be said over and over

Sees opportunity to seem funny Rehearses what needs to be said over and over  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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