Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

hot Girl grabs my ass at a show "don't you have a boyfriend?"

hot Girl grabs my ass at a show

Finally gets the chance to have sex with girlfriend Nose starts bleeding uncontrollably

Finally gets the chance to have sex with girlfriend Nose starts bleeding uncontrollably  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

has an awesome interview with future boss shakes hand

has an awesome interview with future boss shakes hand  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

She got a big booty, so i call her wait that's definitely a dude

She got a big booty, so i call her wait that's definitely a dude  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Proudly greet good morning to my neightbor with her name It was her dog's name not hers

Proudly greet good morning to my neightbor with her name It was her dog's name not hers  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Guy I've been talking to in game wants to meet blocks him. Scared you won't have anything to talk about outside of the internet.

Guy I've been talking to in game wants to meet blocks him. Scared you won't have anything to talk about outside of the internet.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

replies to a joke with another funnier joke Replays conversation over and over

replies to a joke with another funnier joke Replays conversation over and over   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Bartender tells me someone bought me a shot It was a guy

Bartender tells me someone bought me a shot It was a guy  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

get flowers sent to my work they're from my dad

get flowers sent to my work they're from my dad  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Leans in to whisper sweet nothings into crush's ear drools on her shoulder

Leans in to whisper sweet nothings into crush's ear drools on her shoulder  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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