Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl asks me over to check out her new thongs Flip-flops

Girl asks me over to check out her new thongs Flip-flops  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Poo in the time it takes to pee Forgot to pee

Poo in the time it takes to pee Forgot to pee  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Talks to an awesome girl beside you on the first day of class Girl moves a few seats up for the rest of the semester, and you don't want to move because you'll feel like a creeper

Talks to an awesome girl beside you on the first day of class Girl moves a few seats up for the rest of the semester, and you don't want to move because you'll feel like a creeper  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girls I don't like, act smart, get interest Girls I like, act dumb, get friendzoned

Girls I don't like, act smart, get interest Girls I like, act dumb, get friendzoned  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Crush finally calls Stare at phone until it goes to voicemail

Crush finally calls Stare at phone until it goes to voicemail  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Goes to strip club Doesn't look at boobies

Goes to strip club Doesn't look at boobies  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

girl points out i have abs actually fat creases from being hunched over all day

girl points out i have abs actually fat creases from being hunched over all day  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

writes a meme about himself that everyone finds hilarious still has to refer to himself in third person

writes a meme about himself that everyone finds hilarious still has to refer to himself in third person  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl says "I love you..." "...I wish we could be brother and sister."

Girl says

Gets girl's number off of other friend's facebook

Gets girl's number off of other friend's facebook  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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