Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

shaves pubes in prep for sex gets horrible razor burn

shaves pubes in prep for sex gets horrible razor burn   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

stands up to bully stumbles to the nurse

stands up to bully stumbles to the nurse  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Makes it to front page with throw away account

Makes it to front page with throw away account  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Catches eye of cute girl on beach Gets hit in the face by football

Catches eye of cute girl on beach Gets hit in the face by football  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Get text message from a girl at 2am: "What are you up to?" Sleeping

Get text message from a girl at 2am:

finally gets laid can't cum, dick's too much used to own fap stimulation

finally gets laid can't cum, dick's too much used to own fap stimulation  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Goes to movie with a girl Pays more attention to movie than her

Goes to movie with a girl Pays more attention to movie than her  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Type in the first three letters for Reddit and hit enter Redtube.com comes up

Type in the first three letters for Reddit and hit enter Redtube.com comes up  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Find the ligament of treitz Whoops, I just cut the ligament of treitz #12days

Find the ligament of treitz Whoops, I just cut the ligament of treitz #12days  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

GETS BLOWJOB FROM NEW GIRL IMMEDIATELY HAS TO URINATE

GETS BLOWJOB FROM NEW GIRL IMMEDIATELY HAS TO URINATE  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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