Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Played hockey with my girlfriend Smacked her in the face with the stick

Played hockey with my girlfriend Smacked her in the face with the stick  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

got a hot chicks number because i ran into her car

got a hot chicks number because i ran into her car  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girlfriend isn't jealous or possessive because she's cheating on me

Girlfriend isn't jealous or possessive  because she's cheating on me   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

bend over so cute guy can see your awesome ass rip the loudest fart of all time

bend over so cute guy can see your awesome ass rip the loudest fart of all time   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

walks towards a cute girl in a bar continues straight to the bathroom

walks towards a cute girl in a bar continues straight to the bathroom  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Would rather give an apology in person Because he's afraid his voice wont sound sincere over the phone

Would rather give an apology in person Because he's afraid his voice wont sound sincere over the phone  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

"So what do you do for a living, honey?" "I work in marketing, how about you?"

upload awesome idea unrelated to bombing, therefore irrelevant

upload awesome idea unrelated to bombing, therefore irrelevant  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets invited to party at a girl's house OH THANK GOD SHE HAS A DOG

Gets invited to party at a girl's house OH THANK GOD SHE HAS A DOG  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Told girl I love you She said thanks

Told girl I love you She said thanks  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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