Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets asked to dance by girl Accidentally declines

Gets asked to dance
 by girl Accidentally declines   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Loses virginity is 36

Loses virginity is 36  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Buys 3rd fleshlight my dick is too big

Buys 3rd fleshlight my dick is too big  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Wakes up just enough to realise he's king of dreamland too excited to fall asleep again

Wakes up just enough to realise he's king of dreamland too excited to fall asleep again  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl hugs you and says your muscles are really big apologizes

Girl hugs you and says your muscles are really big apologizes  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Cute girl you like asks if you want to sleep over. Brings out one sleeping bag and tent.

Cute girl you like asks if you want to sleep over. Brings out one sleeping bag and tent.   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Has idea for frontpage worthy material Doesn't make it because my friends know my username.

Has idea for frontpage worthy material Doesn't make it because my friends know my username.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Thanks old janitor for shoveling the sidewalks about school "fuck off, kid"

Thanks old janitor for shoveling the sidewalks about school

Gets stopped for being drunk in public Just uncoordinated

Gets stopped for being drunk in public Just uncoordinated   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hot girl says thanks to me for looking after her whilst she was drunk "my pleasure"

Hot girl says thanks to me for looking after her whilst she was drunk
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