Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

just broke 100 link karma been a redditor for 11 months

just broke 100 link karma been a redditor for 11 months  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

may i have sex with you? "nope"

may i have sex with you?

discovers awesome new setting on vibrator while using it as a back massager

discovers awesome new setting on vibrator while using it as a back massager  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Playing American Football with some guys and cute girls Body check the cutest and nearly knock her out

Playing American Football with some guys and cute girls Body check the cutest and nearly knock her out  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Post a relatively successful meme to reddit on one of my first posts really excited and forgot to proofread so now people think I am an idiot.

Post a relatively successful meme to reddit on one of my first posts really excited and forgot to proofread so now people think I am an idiot.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Oh hey my name in a thread apparently i'm a douchebag

Oh hey my name in a thread apparently i'm a douchebag  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Finally get called for interview Ringback tone is I ejaculate fire

Finally get called for interview Ringback tone is             I ejaculate fire     Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Makes out with girl in bed tells her "you probably have no self respect if you sleep here tonight"

Makes out with girl in bed tells her

comes up with hilarious joke too afraid of botching delivery to actually tell it

comes up with hilarious joke too afraid of botching delivery to actually tell it  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Slits baby's throat cums

Slits baby's throat cums  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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