Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

she asks if we stopped making out because it was too intense Auurr-oorrrp "No, I had to burp"

she asks if we stopped making out because it was too intense Auurr-oorrrp

running with girlfriend massive erection from watching her boobs

running with girlfriend massive erection from watching her boobs  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Meets gorgeous smart attractive nurse who seems to have a connection and i could smoothly pick up on her in her native language. At the mental hospital i am a patient at.

Meets gorgeous smart attractive nurse who seems to have a connection and i could smoothly pick up on her in her native language. At the mental hospital i am a patient at.   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

I don't want to be friends anymore Go away please

I don't want to be friends anymore Go away please  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

cute girl starts talking to me at the bar *takes drink* and when pulling glass from lips, beer splashes in eyes

cute girl starts talking to me at the bar *takes drink* and when pulling glass from lips, beer splashes in eyes  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

date leans in for a good night kiss bites one of her tits hard enough to draw blood

date leans in for a good night kiss bites one of her tits hard enough to draw blood  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Tell somebody off with a scathing speech Trip over a garbage can as you walk away

Tell somebody off with a scathing speech Trip over a garbage can as you walk away  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Makes a great joke when hanging out with cute girl "What did you say?" Nothing

Makes a great joke when hanging out with cute girl

Flirts with cute guy. Cute guy flirts back. shakes hand to say goodbye

Flirts with cute guy. Cute guy flirts back. shakes hand to say goodbye  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Thinks of really funny meme that makes colleagues laugh at work forgets wht it was by the time I get home.

Thinks of really funny meme that makes colleagues laugh at work forgets wht it was by the time I get home.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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