Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Asks girl to dinner, she says yes she thinks it was a mass text and brings her friends

Asks girl to dinner, she says yes she thinks it was a mass text and brings her friends  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

only one who can roll a joint get nervous and screw it up

only one who can roll a joint get nervous and screw it up  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

make out with cute girl from class instantly puke all over her

make out with cute girl from class instantly puke all over her  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

asks out girl on facebook

asks out girl on facebook  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

successfully viewing nsfw links at work clicks link instead of minimizing res image when boss stops by

successfully viewing nsfw links at work clicks link instead of minimizing res image when boss stops by  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Fired for vaping at work stealth vape at unemployment office

Fired for vaping at work stealth vape at unemployment office  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

cute girl: "you have a cool mustache." me: "thanks you too!"

cute girl:

Girl: you're extremely attractive Me: You're welcome

Girl: you're extremely attractive Me: You're welcome  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Makes reddit account after lurking for a year Too scared to post anything

Makes reddit account after lurking for a year Too scared to post anything  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

hot girl winks at me because she had a bug in her eye

hot girl winks at me because she had a bug in her eye  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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