Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Left my number with a cute waitress Oh, god! I hope she texts instead of calls

Left my number with a cute waitress Oh, god! I hope she texts instead of calls  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Go out to lunch with co-workers can't eat in front of other people

Go out to lunch with co-workers


 can't eat in front of other people  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Going to the boss about my salary instead ask if there is any more work I can help with

Going to the boss about my salary instead ask if there is any more work I can help with  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Uses bluetooth headset on the phone still holds phone in hand so people don't think i'm crazy

Uses bluetooth headset on the phone still holds phone in hand so people don't think i'm crazy  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Talking to hot girl on the phone Says "Bye mom" and hangs up

Talking to hot girl on the phone Says

posted successful link about an embarrassing story now even more people know how awkward i am

posted successful link about an embarrassing story now even more people know how awkward i am  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets first text from someone in 4 days Is an automated response from phone company

Gets first text from someone in 4 days Is an automated response from phone company  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Receives same number of upvotes as downvotes

Receives same number of upvotes as downvotes  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Get hammered at bar with friends still too afraid to approach girls

Get hammered at bar with friends still too afraid to approach girls  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Finally sees first vagina changing someone else's baby's diaper

Finally sees first vagina changing someone else's baby's diaper  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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