Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

boss offers to treat for lunch guess i can only order half of what i would normally eat.

boss offers to treat for  lunch guess i can only order half of what i would normally eat.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Meets a hot girl wait several days before adding her on facebook to not seem like a stalker

Meets a hot girl wait several days before adding her on facebook to not seem like a stalker  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

got a blowjob from a 15 year old

got a blowjob from a 15 year old  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

naked and about to have sex gets up to pee first

naked and about to have sex gets up to pee first  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

gives cute girl pencil to borrow for exam doesn't have one for himself

gives cute girl pencil to borrow for exam doesn't have one for himself  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

cute girl waves at you assumes she's waving at friend and doesn't wave back

cute girl waves at you assumes she's waving at friend and doesn't wave back  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

"Bro, check out dat ass" She's 14.

Gets a girl's phone Number At a funeral

Gets a girl's phone Number At a funeral   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

girl makes eye contact across the bar and motions for me to come over motioning for the guy behind me

girl makes eye contact across the bar and motions for me to come over motioning for the guy behind me  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Smacks wifes ass smells hand

Smacks wifes ass smells hand  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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