Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

just had the best sex ever "it was alright"

 just had the best sex ever

hits one-million-mums with a ddos attack accidentally

hits one-million-mums with a ddos attack accidentally  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Cute girl in car, impress her by singing along to the radio Pretend to cough during parts you don't know

Cute girl in car, impress her by singing along to the radio Pretend to cough during parts you don't know  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Birthday on 4/20 no one believes you

Birthday on 4/20 no one believes you   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets invited to hang out worries it's a prank and thinks friends won't show up

Gets invited to hang out worries it's a prank and thinks friends won't show up  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets laid for being designated driver expects sex from every girl every other time

Gets laid for being designated driver expects sex from every girl every other time  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

GEts girls number because of biology group project

GEts girls number because of biology group project  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

compliment pretty neighbor on her outfit while I'm moving in. accidentally drop an old ratty pair of boxers from my laundry basket. Which she then picks up for me.

compliment pretty neighbor on her outfit while I'm moving in. accidentally drop an old ratty pair of boxers from my  laundry basket. Which she then picks up for me.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Regulars come in with a large party, "What's the special occasion guys?!" wife died

Regulars come in with a large party,

random Hot girl makes a comment about new shirt "There's a sticker on your back"

random Hot girl makes a comment about new shirt
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