Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

smacks some hot girls ass it was my ex

smacks some hot girls ass it was my ex  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hot girl: Hey, can you give me guitar lessons sometime? Me: oh, I think you should get lessons from a proper teacher

Hot girl: Hey, can you give me guitar lessons sometime? Me: oh, I think you should get lessons from a proper teacher  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Nails hot waitress has chlamydia

Nails hot waitress has chlamydia  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Finally saw my roomate's boobs we're both men

Finally saw my roomate's boobs we're both men  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

girl comes onto me tells her she smells like my mom

girl comes onto me tells her she smells like my mom  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

I'll get a small cappuccino and a hot vagina

I'll get a small cappuccino and a hot vagina  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Someone checking me in for a flight: Have a good flight! Me: You too!

Someone checking me in for a flight: Have a good flight! Me: You too!  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hears cute girl at bar talking about reddit. Casually asks, "so, periwinkle or orangered?". "Periwinkle". I dont talk to periwinkle scum.

Hears cute girl at bar talking about reddit. Casually asks,

girl with a crush on me asks me for a kiss headbutt

girl with a crush on me asks me for a kiss headbutt  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Tries to impress girl by driving out of parking lot fast gets pulled over

Tries to impress girl by driving out of parking lot fast gets pulled over  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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